Hear, we’re all adults right here, proper? Everyone knows what the web’s actually for. So after I say a sure grownup website that individuals use to stream dwell grownup content material to adults utilizing the web provided Queen‘s Brian Might and Roger Taylor a pleasant sum of cash for the rights to stream a music about thicc woman asses, I hope we are able to do it with out snickering, okay?

The plea was made in a letter from CamSoda Vice President Daryn Parker, who obtained the concept of request formal use of “Fats Bottomed Women” after studying that the music was faraway from the band’s best hits album on the youngsters’s music participant Yoto. Seeing that the world is healthier with the music out there wherever anybody desires to listen to it, together with whenever you’re watching somebody showcase their dangly bits in your monitor, he made a money provide of $69,000.

Pricey Mr. Might and Mr. Taylor,

Let me first say this, Queen is considered one of my best treasures and nonetheless provides me pleasure. My title is Daryn Parker, VP of grownup leisure chief and webcam platform, CamSoda, and as a fan of rock’ n’ roll and fats bottoms, we have been saddened to listen to Fats Bottomed Women was faraway from a streaming platform. To protect Queen’s legacy, particularly with Fats Bottomed Women, we’re providing you $69,000 for the total rights to the music to play on dwell cam streams.

At CamSoda, we firmly consider fats bottomed women make the rocking world go round – simply as you all and Freddie expressed within the music. Daily we now have women of all sizes and styles flaunting their bottoms for 1000’s of individuals by way of our webcam exhibits. Must you settle for this provide, we’ll combine the music all through our platform. For instance, for those who’re tuning right into a webcam present and determine to depart a tip for a “naughty nanny,” merely hit the tip button and the tune will play. Or whenever you click on on our “large booty” class of fashions you’ll be serenaded with this timeless tune.

So, gained’t you are taking us house tonight? We’d like to proceed to uphold Queen’s best hits and really feel as if that is the proper alternative to take action. Relaxation assured, Fats Bottomed Women is secure with us. We’ll ensure that women’ bottoms are all the time treasured.

Please attain out to me ASAP at [redacted]. As soon as aligned, we are able to get to work on the contract particulars. I stay up for listening to from you!

Regards,
Daryn Parker
VP, CamSoda

There’s no phrase at the moment if both member of the band could be down with letting us degrade ourselves whereas listening to Freddie Mercury croon about round-rumped ladies letting all of it hang around. We’re additionally undecided if Parker’s obtained some post-offer readability happening, so who is aware of if this was even a suggestion made in good religion, if it’s a stunt, or if is actual. What do you assume?