Have you ever ever wished to cuddle up subsequent to a deathcore guitarist, but you’re cursed with the social expertise of a newly skunked basset hound? Then boy do the parents at The Acacia Pressure have simply the factor to your sorry ass. Taking a web page out of each weeaboo’s favourite merchandise catalogs, the Massachusetts-based outfit is now providing full-sized physique pillows of their guitarist Devin Shidaker.

Sure, that’s an actual merchandise. It’s listed on their website for $36 {dollars} proper now underneath the title “Devin-kun Dakimakura” (or デヴィンくん 抱き枕 as Google Translate thinks it’s imagined to be written in Japanese). Coming in at 54″ x 20″, it’s most likely to not scale. However so long as you’ve got a physique pillow that matches, you may take this pillow case and …actually do no matter you need… with an illustration of the person himself.

If this kind of factor is precisely what you must fill that vacant void in your chest cavity, then by all means you need to seize one for your self. Simply do it quickly as a result of the band is barely going to be promoting these till August 13.

But in case you’d slightly see Shidaker within the flesh, you may at all times catch him and the remainder of The Acacia Pressure at one in every of their upcoming reveals, the total checklist of which you’ll be able to try under.

The Acacia Pressure tour dates

w/ Lamb of God
Thu Aug 10 – Montclair, NJ – The Wellmont [Tickets]
Mon Aug 14 – St. Louis, MO – The Manufacturing facility [Tickets]
Fri Aug 18 – Corpus Christi, TX – Concrete Avenue Amphitheater [Tickets]
Mon Aug 21 – Oklahoma Metropolis, OK – Criterion [Tickets]
Fri Aug 25 – Las Vegas, NV – Pearl Live performance Theater at Palms On line casino Resort [Tickets]
Solar Aug 27 – Riverside, CA – Riverside Municipal Auditorium [Tickets]
Wed Aug 30 – Flagstaff, AZ – Pepsi Ampitheater [Tickets]

w/ Escuela Grind

August 11 – Mechanicsburg, PA – Lofedraft’s [Tickets]
August 13 – Indianapolis, IN – Hoosier Dome [Tickets]
August 15 – Springfield, MO – The Riff [Tickets]
August 16 – Memphis, TN – Growlers [Tickets]
August 17 – Baton Rouge, LA – Chelsea’s Stay [Tickets]
August 19 – San Antonio, TX – The Rock Field [Tickets]

w/ Mugshot & No Treatment

8/23 Colorado Springs, CO – Black Sheep [Tickets]

w/ Momentum, Mugshot & No Treatment

8/26 Fresno, CA – Fulton 55 [Tickets]
8/28 Bakersfield, CA – 1933 [Tickets]
8/29 Yuma, AZ – at Purple Moon Ale Home [Tickets]

w/ Judiciary, Mugshot & No Treatment

9/1 El Paso, TX – Rockhouse [Tickets]
9/2 Lubbock, TX – Jake’s Sports activities Cafe [Tickets]

w/ Lorna Shore & I AM

9/3 Wichita, KS – TempleLive [Tickets]
9/5 Huntsville, AL – Mars Music Corridor [Tickets]
9/6 Chattanooga, TN – The Sign [Tickets]
9/7 Greenville, SC – The Foundry at Judson Mill [Tickets]

w/ International Palms, Mugshot & No Treatment

9/9 Morgantown, WV – 123 Nice Avenue [Tickets]
9/10 Atlantic Metropolis, NJ – Anchor Rock Membership [Tickets]

w/ Dying Want & Unstable Methods

9/21 Brisbane, AUS – The Zoo [Tickets]
9/22 Newcastle, AUS – Hamilton Station Resort [Tickets]
9/23 Sydney, AUS – Crowbar [Tickets]
9/24 Penrith, AUS – Tattersalls Resort [Tickets]
9/26 Canberra, AUS – UC Hub [Tickets]
9/27 Melbourne, AUS – Keep Gold [Tickets]
9/28 Geelong, AUS – Barwon Membership Resort [Tickets]
9/29 Adelaide, AUS – Enigma Bar [Tickets]
9/30 Perth, AUS – Amplifier Bar (no Unstable Methods) [Tickets]

w/ Dying Fetus, Despised Icon, Creeping Demise & Tactosa

10/17 Cincinnati, OH – Bogarts [Tickets]
10/18 Pittsburgh, PA – Roxian Theatre [Tickets]
10/19 Philadelphia, PA – Brooklyn Bowl [Tickets]
10/20 Richmond, VA – Canal Membership [Tickets]
10/21 Greensboro, NC – Hangar 1819 [Tickets]
10/22 Atlanta, GA – The Masquerade [Tickets]
10/24 Orlando, FL – The Beacham [Tickets]
10/26 Houston, TX – Warehouse Stay [Tickets]
10/28 Austin, TX – Come And Take It Stay [Tickets]
10/30 Albuquerque, NM – Sunshine Theater [Tickets]
10/31 Phoenix, AZ – The Marquee [Tickets]
11/1 San Diego, CA – Home of Blues [Tickets]
11/2 Los Angeles, CA – The Belasco [Tickets]
11/3 Santa Cruz, CA – The Catalyst [Tickets]
11/4 Sacramento, CA – Ace of Spades [Tickets]
11/5 Santa Ana, CA – The Observatory [Tickets]
11/7 Salt Lake Metropolis, UT – The Depot [Tickets]
11/9 Denver, CO – Summit Music Corridor [Tickets]
11/10 Lawrence, KS – The Granada [Tickets]
11/11 Minneapolis, MN – The Lyric at Skyway [Tickets]
11/12 Chicago, IL – Harmony Music Corridor [Tickets]
11/13 Detroit, MI – St. Andrew’s Corridor [Tickets]
11/14 Cleveland, OH – Home of Blues [Tickets]
11/15 Rochester, NY – Water Avenue Music Corridor [Tickets]
11/17 Brooklyn, NY – Warsaw [Tickets]
11/18 Baltimore, MD – Rams Head Stay [Tickets]